The LEGO Batman Movie

I’m young and beautiful and think all old things are dumb, so I’ve never seen happy Batman. What I have seen is Christopher Nolan’s Bat-films, and Zach Snyders Bat-Mum-twist, and the Arkham videogames Bat-Punch and Kick system. Then along came Bat-Lego-Man, and the joy of adding the word Bat as a prefix to everything was revealed to me. What a wonderful joy it is.

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Guest Post – The LEGO Batman Movie

I’m someone who was raised in shadow, who has looked out upon the world and seen evil in every corner. There are terrible things in this world, things people should be scared of, but instead celebrate. The rise of feminazis, the heavy chains of political correctness, the blight of social justice warriors. I see these things, and I weep, for the world is dark, and we need a hero who matches that tone.
I am a bat-fan.
This movie isn’t for me.

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, apart from having one of the most confusing titles I’ve ever seen, is also just brilliant. There’s so much I could say about this movie, and the series as a whole. Its bananas how good they are. Not only in the way they tell a brand new story, but in the way they ape the classics as well. They’re masterful at creating empathy not just with the animals but with the human’s, who it could be argued are much harder to root for. There’s not a wooden actor in sight.

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